as promised the pictures, not in the correct order...deal with it :]

(yes, we're very drunk in a few of these)

















































okay before you ask:

yes:

i did drive over the san fran bridge while it was foggy once and during sunset the other time
that kitten is adorable
that baby duck is adorable
im wearing a skirt
im angrly flipping off the ducks
there is a pussy in my pussy

No:
breea is not supposed to have the kitten
i didn't manage to kidnap her

oh, here's cast pics...





oh and this is how swollen my hand was:



:D


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kay i lied. pictures in the next one'

YES im doing the school thing. Its just boring.

yeah you're prbably right about the dorm thing

not her kitten just lives with her but she's not technically allowed to have it so ssshhh

real reason for updating:

I BROKE MY HAND TONIGHT!

so lame. So so so so lame

and dear jesus painful.

i did it playing basketball.

at 9:30 at night

so the health center's closed.

and the hospitals a hassle. so im not going

everyone on my floor's super mad at me. hilarious.

but i'll go tomorrow. maybe

doctors just...ugh

so we'll see

i'll keep you updated

and next time: pictures!

ugh there's just so much to say and i dunno how to talk about it all

rob....he's a douche i dunno

he's all like stop trying to be my girlfriend

and i'm like uhh i'm NOT thats really the last thing i need

he's just being hella sketch

so i'm kinda over it

i went and visited breea! i promise to have pictures in my next blog

she has the CUTEST kitten

i'm sitting next to korey right now

distracting him while he tries to do his homework

i'm such a kind soul :]

he's a stud. and a sweet kid. but he lets his g.f. treat him like crap.

she's a cunt. i decided. don't tell him i said so tho :]

uummm i haven't tried any drugs

everyone wants to get me high

im still iffy about all that stuff

i've been drinking a LOT

and been pretty happy about life

i know i said i had lots to talk about

but its just that most of its stories

and mostly "had to be there not as funny over the internet" stories

OH! i'll give you one thats funny no matter what tho

i'm with jessie. who's drunk. and who decided to pee in the bushes even tho we were RIGHT outside our dorms

and then proceeded to pee on the legs of her jeans on BOTH sides AND on her purse

which was really funny

anyway this group of little thug-ed boys walk by

and they think they're soooo clever shouting stuff at us like "Ay Baby!" like from that one song

shit like that

Jessie keeps trying to talk to them and i'm like noooo you don't give them the attention they want sweetie. trust me.

so finally i get fed up with it and turn around and yell "When you come up with an original line i'll be impressed!"

:]

also today on my way home from breea's some guy pulled up next to me honking and flipping me off. i probably cut him off. So i sped up and cut him off again :] when he pulled up next to me again honking and angry i smiled and waved. It was entertaining

AND we fed ducks at night (me and breea, it'll be in the pictures)

AND i went over the bay bridge as the sun set. SO pretty

OH! and i'm sick. cough and sniffles so no big. Ben (not my brother) thinks i need to stop drinking so i can get better. i tried to explain that i feel TONS better when drunk but he just didn't get it

thaaaats about it? keeping melyssa in my thoughts and prayers

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yeeeeah this'll be a randm subjected update

whateve

umm yeah rob's not a virigy either

he just wants to wait

cuz he associates sex with booty call or girlfriend

and i don't wanna be either

sooo no sex for bri :[

he's a pussy tease. *sigh*

sooo the dance was fun

i was SUPER drunk

and SUPER happy about life

hahaha

lots of random guys danced with me

lots of random guys asked for my phone number

so i gave them ben's

i'm sure he'll appreciate it :D

this kid nate tried to kiss me

i was like noooo, but the cheek's okay :D

hahaha whateve

then a few nights ago i'm laying in bed reading my book, ipod in my ears, minding my own business

my door's propped open in case anyone wants to come visit..

and in waltzes in some kid! i don't even know! i was like uhh hi?

then he goes on to insult superman!

turns out i danced with him the night before. i just didnt remember

i was drunk!

so he got my number...still not sure how he knew what room i was in...kinda a whole lot of creepy if you ask me

he wants to take me out to dinner

i've been avoiding him. cuz he's cuuuuuute

and temptations are bad :D

see! i'm being good! tell my mom

hahaha

rob's being a douche. because when he's with the guys its "not cool" to have girls around. so lame.

he's a little druggie too. and he deals sometimes. my parents would be so proud

hahaha whateve. i'm happy. for the most part

GYM!! i must go!

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betty-
what the hell?!? how do they KNOW these things?!? oh well. i guess it's not the end of the world. blah. i quit smoking so they can bite me...update on bri's life? lets.

sooo the college life is entertaining.

i've been very drunk

tried to seduce rob while incredibly drunk

had him have immense self control and say no cuz i was drunk

i think he's a keeper

i've tried aderale. and LOVED it

and also chewed the fuck out of my tongue

in an attempt not to talk so fucking much

lol

san fran kinda sucked cuz we were hung over and tired

but whateve

rob and i are now "seeing each other"

and we fight every night

which would be fine if we had make up sex afterwards

but he wants to wait until we're ready..or some shit

he's a hopeless romantic

and i'm well...not

:D

going to a dance tonight

aaaaand yeah...i think thats my life in a nut shell

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heeeeey! so i've officially made it through my first week of college!

aaand i've only drank twice

and only been drunk once

dunno if you should be proud or disappointed lol

soooo there's a cute boy who lives on my floor

his name is rob

aaaand he's a fantastic kisser :D

my roomie's pretty chill, she's gone for the weekend

not a real partier which kinda sucks but whateve

i usually just go with the girls who live next door

went down to the beach the past 2 nights cuz i'm that close!

we were gonna watch the meteor shower cuz i've never seen a shooting star

but then the fog rolled in

sooo that wasn't gonna work

today we're driving to san fran, gonna be there for the night and then come back

aaaand i think thats about it! :D

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