jaded justification

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

so i've basically decided that i have colon cancer

because uh

my bowel movements?

they're not working

and when they do...

they're bloody.

like BLOODY

and i know thats gross.

but i want you to know how scared i am.

i'm also home!

and i also just had sex with nate!

which mmmm

was fantastic

and it'll happen again this weekend

i'm here till sunday.

yay!

<3

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

umm... yeah... that's not a good thing.

The blood that is, not the sex. Sex is good.

Have you gone to the doctor???

http://www.cyh.com/HealthTopics/HealthTopicDetails.aspx?p=240&np=297&id=2002

11:51 PM  
Blogger Taf. said...

Go to the doctor and get a request form for a stool sample. It could mean a lot of things, not just colon cancer.

That would be worst case scenario.

Does it hurt when you go or is it just bloody?

Could be dietary. Could be inner haemorrhoids. Could be an intestinal bug/infection.

Go to the doctor before you start shitting out your bowel piece by piece.

You with a colostomy bag would not be a turn on for more sex with this Nate fellow.

~Melyssa xxx

12:46 AM  

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